i'm gonna say it AGAIN

if your game only allows for a male playable character, but ESPECIALLY a cis white male

it's bad. it's a bad game. you've made nothing original. it's boring. bad bad bad

in the same breath:

mary sues aren’t real

men can be OP and survive anything and win everything and no one cares

let women be the same way

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if a video game brings you more anger/frustration than joy/fun

consider not playing it tbh

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me, hearing about a new video game for the first time: can i be a girl?

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make video games easier thank u

also maybe less violent ? i’m tired of fighting.

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me, as a video game vlogger or something: so, tell me about your game...

some game dev: well *talks about how it's made, the stor, cool technological and graphical things, the hard work of the team, etc*

me: can i be a girl?

sgd: well, no--

*camera pans towards me looking at it with my head tilted and a sweet smile*

me: 0/10

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some dude: "it doesn't matter what gender they are, so why are you complaining"

if it "doesn't matter" then: Let Me Be A Girl

if it was less hard i would have finished it

is a feeling i have about many video games

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if it was less hard i would have finished it: a list of games i have never completed/beaten 

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if it was less hard i would have finished it: a list of games i have never completed/beaten 

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i am 100% a Fake Gamer Girl i have never finished a single video game sorry

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i made this my profile description btw

(but no "sorry" bc im not actually sorry)

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me, while my boyfriend plays with his boy friends: babe there’s a gold thing over there. no, to your right. you didn’t pick up that ammo. babe there was a backpack Right there... well then ping it for them.

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also me when my boyfriend plays : tell (friend 1) i say hello. how is (friend 2)? babe. *taps shoulder so he removed headset* what are you talking about?

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using motion controls and timed puzzles are my least favorite part of any game

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game companies owe me personally 5% of profits for every game that features a woman prominently on advertising or cover art but no playable female characters

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@revolverocelot ur right, no more female npcs either it'll help speed up production

@gingerrroot that is fair and valid. Completion is a bullshit metric. What matters is whether you enjoyed it.

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heh, this is why my wife wouldn't let me arrange the office with me behind her vs. her behind me XD

(my concept of "situational awareness" is radically different from hers and I give very bad field feedback, I suspect)

if it was less hard i would have finished it: a list of games i have never completed/beaten 

@gingerrroot ummm apparently i didn't boost this when you first posted it????? wtf

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